Kong: Skull Island

Kong: Skull Island – S05E02

Our listeners can be forgiven for thinking at this point that we hate the giant monster genre. After all, we’ve already taken Pacific Rim and Godzilla to the rewriters room, and now we’re doing the same for Jordan Vogt-Roberts’ Kong: Skull Island. The truth is we’ve genuinely liked all these movies (well, maybe not Gregg, …

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Speed Racer

Speed Racer – S05E01

Liam Creswick choose easily the most colourful and frenetic movie we’ve attempted to rewrite yet for his first episode as host: Speed Racer. We spend the bulk of the episode exhausting Lana and Lilly Wachowski for their ability to make interesting choices. Whether they are good choices is up for debate, but they are never …

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How to Host I Have Some Notes

How to Host I Have Some Notes

Dear Patrick Stewart Liam Creswick, Congratulations on accepting the gig as Host of the ‘I Have Some Notes’ Podcast. While I have no doubt that you will be very successful and enjoy this experience immensely, I thought it might be helpful if I put together some tips and or pointers to help ensure a smooth …

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The Green Lantern

The Green Lantern – S04E15

The Green Lantern has got Blake Lively in it and not much else. We’re used to watching some colourless DC comic book movies around here, but Green Lantern might be the drabbest. However, the blander the script the greater the challenge, Right? And we’ve got Edmonton comedian Liam Creswick aboard to light the blackest screenwriting. …

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The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises – S04E14

Yup, we’re criticizing another DC movie in The Dark Knight Rises. If at this point you feel like we’re just picking on DC film it would be hard for me to disagree, because we’re even rewriting the good ones now. So…fine, we’re DC haters and Marvel fanboys. You caught us. It’s also somehow our second …

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Olympus Has Fallen

Olympus has Fallen – S04E13

The White House is being attacked by North Korean terrorists who are setting the monument ablaze. You’re probably thinking “good, let it burn”, but this script is pre-2016, back when it was occupied by someone worthy of respect and you might have cheered Gerard Butler on save it. And save it he does, in the …

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The Net

The Net – S04E12

In 1995 the internet was a new, fledgling technology and baby boomer screenwriters were super scared of it. They imagined a world in which all your information is stored online by a giant, nefarious software company who can use your data against you. Crazy boomers, so paranoid. In 1995 the internet was a new, fledgling …

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