Dune (1984)

Dune – S05E07

Frank Herbert’s Dune is a novel of intense size and scope, and somehow Hollywood, in their infinite hubris, felt they could condense it all into a single 3 hour movie. The only thing more egotistical than that is to think all that movie’s problems could be fixed in 1 hour. Thankfully we have enormous egos, …

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30 Minutes or Less

30 Minutes or Less

On August 28th, 2003, pizza delivery driver Brian Wells was jumped, forced to wear a bomb and told to rob a bank or the bomb would be detonated. He tragically died after failing to complete the task in time. I know what you’re thinking, that sounds hilarious! Someone should make a comedy out of it. …

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The Scorpion King

The Scorpion King – S05E05

We have long been told that “The Rock is Perfect,” but is he? This week we put Dwayne’s appeal to the ultimate test, can it survive barely 90 minutes of extremely mild sword and sandals action? Will The Scorpion King forever leave doubt in our mind that TRIP? Liam, Gregg and Scott break down the …

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Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy vs. Jason – S05E04

We didn’t so much choose to watch Freddy vs. Jason as it was inflicted upon us. For that we have our good friend Tony from Flicks X-rayed to thank. Tony beat us fair and square (probably) in the Rotten Tomator Prognosticator and got to choose our next film, and for some reason he chose the …

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Wild Wild West

Wild Wild West – S05E03

Well, this is one movie we are not giggy with. Nineties movies typically have some bad taste jokes we’ve long since learned are not appropriate, but like an oddly placed giant mechanical spider, this movie is rife with them. Liam, Gregg and Scott power through another rewrite, ditching problematic jokes and giving the singular woman …

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Kong: Skull Island

Kong: Skull Island – S05E02

Our listeners can be forgiven for thinking at this point that we hate the giant monster genre. After all, we’ve already taken Pacific Rim and Godzilla to the rewriters room, and now we’re doing the same for Jordan Vogt-Roberts’ Kong: Skull Island. The truth is we’ve genuinely liked all these movies (well, maybe not Gregg, …

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