Episodes

The Green Lantern

The Green Lantern – S04E15

The Green Lantern has got Blake Lively in it and not much else. We’re used to watching some colourless DC comic book movies around here, but Green Lantern might be the drabbest. However, the blander the script the greater the challenge, Right? And we’ve got Edmonton comedian Liam Creswick aboard to light the blackest screenwriting. …

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The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises – S04E14

Yup, we’re criticizing another DC movie in The Dark Knight Rises. If at this point you feel like we’re just picking on DC film it would be hard for me to disagree, because we’re even rewriting the good ones now. So…fine, we’re DC haters and Marvel fanboys. You caught us. It’s also somehow our second …

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Olympus Has Fallen

Olympus has Fallen – S04E13

The White House is being attacked by North Korean terrorists who are setting the monument ablaze. You’re probably thinking “good, let it burn”, but this script is pre-2016, back when it was occupied by someone worthy of respect and you might have cheered Gerard Butler on save it. And save it he does, in the …

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The Net

The Net – S04E12

In 1995 the internet was a new, fledgling technology and baby boomer screenwriters were super scared of it. They imagined a world in which all your information is stored online by a giant, nefarious software company who can use your data against you. Crazy boomers, so paranoid. In 1995 the internet was a new, fledgling …

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Secret Life of Pets

Secret Life of Pets – S04E11

For the first time we set our sights on a 3D animated kids movie, proving that no film is beyond the reach of our desire to cynically rewrite Hollywood’s most popular movies. Colin, Gregg and Scott peak inside the Secret Life of Pets to find weak motivations and convenient plot devices and together discover they’re …

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Interstellar

Interstellar – S04E10

Christopher Nolan may be the most prolific and successful blockbuster filmmaker of our generation, so naturally we felt the need to pick apart one of his movies. His films are brilliant, fun and inventive, but they aren’t perfect. There’s always room for improvement, and who better to launch a reimagined Interstellar into the atmosphere than …

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Godzilla (2014)

Godzilla (2014) – S04E09

This episode has been a long time coming. Years back, when Colin and Gregg sat down at the Route 99 Diner to hammer out a new movie podcast, Godzilla was on the early list of film to go through the notes process. How it took us 4 years to get to it is anyone’s guess. …

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Star Trek: Insurrection

Star Trek: Insurrection – S04E08

Once a year we look to the stars for another Star Trek movie to fix, and this year it is Star Trek: Insurrection’s turn. Admiral Beever, Captain Bourgeois and Acting Ensign Colin MacIntyre lock and load for a battle with sci-fi mediocrity. We keep picking on Next Generation movies, for good reason, they aren’t great. …

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