The White House is being attacked by North Korean terrorists who are setting the monument ablaze. You’re probably thinking “good, let it burn”, but this script is pre-2016, back when it was occupied by someone worthy of respect and you might have cheered Gerard Butler on save it.
And save it he does, in the blandest, most mind-numbingly average way possible.
But not to worry, Colin, Gregg and Scott hold cabinet positions in the Department of Movie Fixing. We do a White House tear Down and raise the I Have Some Notes flag over top the house we rebuilt in its place.